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Don’t you just love this ‘Boy’ Eugene Wamalwa?

Not very long ago, our good minister for Constitutional Affairs, Eugene Wamalwa was sharing meals and drinks with one Jimmy Kibaki of Simama- Kenya.

I am yet to know what happened to Jimmy. Please don't ask me. I also have no idea and i wish not to Google.

In the meantime, let’s proceed.
See, them days, Eugene and Jimmy were very close, in fact, everyone thought except me that Jimmy was preparing himself for an elective post.

What with well planned campaigns across the country, highly mobilized resources and our ever speculative media? -One couldn’t help but think, well, is Jimmy vying for Othaya Seat? (I have chosen not to ask about Simama- Kenya as we all know this was a useless - agenda less- visionless -resource- wasting- project).

Anyway, after sometime, the Simama Kenya campaign just fizzled out and so did the relationship between Jimmy and Eugene.

After Eugene’s ‘estranged’ relationship with Jimmy, along came former Mungiki leader now nationalist Maina Njenga- (add James to the two names).

Again, the two shared tea, few campaign trails that said nothing much and political platforms and then Eugene was all alone.

Maina had disappeared or let’s say Eugene got bored and moved on. Whichever angle you look at it, Eugene found himself alone- yet again.

Immediately after that, Eugene found himself in the company of Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto whom they went ahead and formed the G7. A weapon like we now know was created to politically destroy one Raila Odinga.

The relationship lasted longer then his previous relationships until Musalia Mudavadi also known as Double M, decided to dump ODM Party to join some party called UDF where he declared himself the presidential flag bearer.

After this development, Eugene started feeling a little jittery and insecure with all this arrangement of Double MM being a free agent.

He would soon be seen walking with different people saying different things. Things he didn’t believe in and totally paradoxical to the things believed- in- during the good old days.

Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto nevertheless, were not losing any sleep about Eugene’s insecurities.

Just when you think things would ease up, Eugene’s two brothers- (politically speaking- left him.

The two MPs Soita Shitanda and his counterpart Boni Khalwale whom he had been enjoying their lovely/lonely company left him in preference to their other brother- Double M.

With all these on and off relationships of Eugene, one stops to think for a moment whether it’s Eugene who is such a bad company or it’s him that attracts bad company.

Nonetheless, we still love him. After all, he is our Constitutional Affairs Minister.